A quick search on the word "cook" in my sisters' email folder revealed, among other things:

Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 18:02:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "denise"
Subject: like this...
To: dione

Darin and I go back and forth like this several times a day. I love it. Sometimes it is about nothing. About maybe how she has been chasing the Fed Ex guy around the parking lot - and there is chicken fried steak at the cafe and no one to join her.

I'll tell her how I almost burned down the kitchen cooking breakfast, spent the morning hosing the dog pee/poop off the back porch. Real important stuff you see.

Every once in a while we have something drastically important to say to each other. Like the morning I found out Karyn had her tongue pierced and I was fit to be tied!!! She was the first one I turned to cuz I knew she would let me rant and vent.....

and this:


Date:Wed, 16 Oct 2002 15:04:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Dione"
Subject: The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship
To: "Cara" , "Darin"

Aha!!!

The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.